The Donnas

Lyrics

• 1. It's On The Rocks

  We’re over I’m all done
  Yeah it’s time to have some real fun
  So I'm callin' all my ladies
  We're gonna key your Mercedes

  Well you’re the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock
  Well you can't even talk ’cause baby

  It’s on the rocks
  Yeah it’s on the rocks
  Well it’s me you gotta detox
  ’Cause baby it’s on the rocks

  Your luvin's like a car crash
  You’re gone and I got whiplash
  You’re a stain I can’t get out
  I tried bleach and I tried Shout

  I apologize for all the noise
  I just had to tell all the boys
  That you’d rather have a Mai Tai
  Than a tall glass of Bud Dry

• 2. Take It Off

  I’m on my second drink
  But I’ve had a few before
  I’m tryin’ hard to think
  And I think that I want you on the floor

  Go on and take it off
  You gotta shake it off baby for me
  C’mon and break me off
  ’Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

  Need your love 123
  Stop starin' at my D cup
  Don’t waste time just give it to me
  C’mon baby just feel me up

  Forget the application
  You’re the right guy for the task
  Let me take you on vacation
  Just do it, you don't have to ask

• 3. Who Invited You

  I'm busy talkin’ to this guy
  When I see outta the corner of my eye
  Look who’s here, how you doin’
  Why don’t you tell me who let you in

  We don’t care, if you think our party’s cool
  ’Cause we do
  And we don’t care, if you had more fun in Sunday school
  ’Cause who invited you

  Who invited you, who invited you
  What do I have to do to get ridda you
  Who invited you

  You say you’re everyone’s best friend
  But last night you made fun of all them
  You never told me not to tell
  You trusted me but you don’t know me that well

  Face it dude, you can’t beat me
  In your Charlie Brown shirt and Cavariccis
  Baby you come up to my waist
  You need a barstool to get up in my face

• 4. All Messed Up

  Well I, must’ve had too many Diet Cokes
  ’Cause I’m laughing at all your stupid jokes
  You gotta stop spinning my head around
  You turn me inside out and upside down

  Now I'm all messed up
  I don’t know what to do
  ’Cause I’m all messed up
  All messed up on you

  You know, I didn't mean to get so addicted
  It's just like Miss Cleo predicted
  All I wanna do is call you on the phone
  You got me higher than the ozone

  Now I, just can’t get you outta my head
  Why don’t you just get in my bed
  When I first saw you on your big wheels
  Boy you know you had me head over heels

• 5. Dirty Denim

  You look like you only slept for an hour
  You smell like you haven’t taken a shower
  And your hair is so dirty
  It makes you look like you're thirty
  Your pants are slung way too low
  I see stuff I don't wanna know
  I wonder why you're so moody
  Is it ’cause you got no booty

  Baby please you must be outta your mind
  Do I look like I want your dirty denim
  Listen up I'm only sayin' this one more time
  Can you hear me say I don't want your dirty denim

  I hate to say it, but they're all the same
  Thinkin' everybody knows their name
  But how can they break my heart
  If I can't even tell them apart
  I can tell that you think I'm impressed
  But do you think you're gonna get me undressed
  ’Cause if you do I got bad news
  I wasn't winkin' that was just the booze

  I don't want your, I don't need your
  I don't want your, I don't need your
  You paid 200 dollars to look like that
  You oughta check out the laundromat

• 6. You Wanna Get Me High

  You look familiar, do I know you
  Oh yeah you're that popular guy
  You always made fun of my crew
  But now you wanna get me high

  You wanna get me
  You wanna get me high
  You wanna get me

  Now you know my name you wanna get me high
  You're trying to get with me and I don’t know why
  Call me on the phone you wanna get me high
  Don't remember your name, don't really wanna try

  You always said I was doin’ it wrong
  But it looks like you forgot
  ’Cause now you sing along to every song
  I’m hot and you’re not

  You wanna get me
  It's too late so don't even try
  You wanna get me
  You had your chance but you let it slide
  And now you act like you're on my side

  Dude you gotta say it, don’t spray it
  You never talked to me before
  No I don't wanna cafe au lait it
  I’ll make Narci show you the door

• 7. I Don't Care (So There)

  Met a shy guy from Knoxville, Tennessee
  High school yum yum gimme some Henessey
  I threw him a ball but he didn't hit it
  Said gimme a call but he never did it

  I-I-I don't care, I don't care
  If you don't wanna bother with me baby
  ’Cause I-I-I don't care, I don’t care
  There's better guys everywhere, so there

  Never gonna say that I'm sorry I kissed him
  Guess it's not my day, he turned and I missed him
  I was workin' overtime, now I just wanna walk out
  I just tried to make him mine, it's not like he's a knockout

• 8. Pass It Around

  Well it's only Thursday and it's no one's birthday
  But we're goin' out for the night
  Make a few stops, avoid the traffic cops
  Pick up some whiskey and some dynamite

  But there's always someone who's gotta spoil it for the rest of the gang
  You're such a little Bogart and I'm sorry but you just can't hang

  Why don't you pass it around
  Don't bring the party down
  If you don' t pass it around
  We'll run you right outta this town

  Well it's already Friday gonna do it my way
  Everything's ready to go
  But later on all the beer is gone
  Downed by some guys I don't even know

  Pass that glass, pass it around
  Pass that glass, pass it around
  Pass that glass, pass it around
  Pass it around, don't bring the party down

  Saturday night don't really wanna fight
  You get none if you didn't pay
  Tell your little brother to go buy another
  And gimme back my Tanqueray

• 9. Too Bad About Your Girl

  Waitin’ all night not a call in sight
  I got the bait but I got no bite
  Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone
  Who can make me feel alright
  I’m lookin’ at you, you’re lookin at me too
  Yeah you know what I wanna do
  But your girlfriend wants the night to end
  Baby tell me somethin’ new

  It’s too bad about your girl
  She doesn’t look like she’s much fun
  It’s too bad you got a date tonight
  ’Cause you’re lookin’ like you’re the one

  She left, but now she’s back, stickin’ out her rack
  She’s got you runnin’ down the wrong track
  Can’t wait to see her face, when I’m in her place
  And I’m tryin’ to get you in the sack

  Tell her to leave soon it’ll be too late
  It’s like New Year’s Eve ’cause I just can’t wait
  Too bad, too bad about your girl
  Yeah it’s too bad, too bad about your girl

  If you were smart you’d send her home on B.A.R.T.
  Before the real trouble starts
  ’Cause who's she gonna slap when she sees me in your lap
  And you say you had a change of heart
  I gotta make you mine but we're runnin outta time
  She's got you guarded like the Guggenheim
  It's all that I can take, let's make a jailbreak
  Or we'll be doin' time in Anaheim

• 10. Not The One

  Our first date was our last date
  You're the kinda guy that I love to hate
  No I don't want your eggs and bacon
  And when I kissed you, I was fakin'

  I gotta let you know
  That you have to let me go
  I thought you were the one
  But baby you're no fun
  And you're not the one, not the one

  You were hot ’til you took off your shirt
  So skinny babe makes my eyes hurt
  You're damaged goods so I don't even care
  About the color of your underwear

  I don't wanna check it out anymore
  I got your number and there's the door
  There's somethin' missin’ in your head
  And I got no room for you in my bed

• 11. Please Don't Tease

  Baby, so you think that sometime maybe
  We could go out, you don't have to be such a Boy Scout
  What you're givin is not enough
  So baby I'll call your bluff
  ’Cause you're just a tease

  Baby, please don't tease
  I'm gettin' down on my knees
  Baby, please don't tease
  C’mon and give it to me

  Hey now, I'm gonna get with you somehow
  I'm on a mission, I gotta get your permission
  You shouldn't try to look so good
  If you don't wanna be misunderstood
  ’Cause you're just a tease

  Don't act like you really want it
  ’Cause we're never gonna get down on it
  If you’re just a tease
  I'm gettin' down on my knees
  If you're just a tease
  C’mon and give it to me
  Baby please don't tease

• 12. Take Me To The Back Seat

  Don't wanna go to the mall
  Don't wanna go to the movies
  I think we've done it all
  Just take me to the backseat
  Don't wanna hear you talkin'
  Don't wanna play your game
  Let's get this baby rockin'
  Just take me to the backseat

  You don't wanna get high
  I don't wanna get low
  So c’mon let's go and get on it yeah
  Honey please

  Just take me to the backseat
  Just take me to the backseat
  Where no one else can see, I know you're into me
  Just take me to the backseat
  And get ready for me, honey please

  Don't wanna be your friend
  Don't try to take me home
  This won't happen again
  Just take me to the backseat

  Do you need a map
  Let's skip the nightcap
  I'll make it sticky sweet
  Just take me to the backseat

• 13. 5 O'Clock In The Morning

  Tonight I can't wait
  Everyone is gonna be there
  We'll be a little late
  But no one really cares

  It's a party when we start playin'
  C’mon baby that's what I'm sayin'

  Don't try to stop me Freddy
  ’Cause tonight's a neverender
  Now I'm drinkin' steady
  Tell your mom I didn't mean to offend her
  And if you can't keep up
  Then you better shut up
  ’Cause tonight I'm gonna stay out ’til 5 o'clock in the morning

  Well I really like you
  But I just can't talk right now
  Sure I'll sign your shoe
  Since you got backstage somehow

  It's time for everyone to get outta here
  But I think we'll stick around and finish off the beer
  Don't get lazy, it's about to get crazy
  Just wait ’til you see what we did with the chandelier

  Well there's nothin' to eat
  But we got a big bottle of liquor
  It's a little too sweet
  But it always works so much quicker

  I get so excited and ready to go
  Sweat’s gonna pour all through the show